Stargate Atlantis, Season 1: Rising
This shot is really awesome until you realize he’s thinking about trying to take down a Wraith pod with a little teeny weeny gun. xD
Stargate Atlantis, Season 1: Rising
What Sheppard doesn’t say, but we all know he’s thinking. xD
Sheppard: How’s the hand feeling?
Queen Wraith: Much better *shows hand*
Sheppard: I’m sorry to hear that.
Stargate Atlantis, Season 1: Rising
Ford: *grinning* So we got ourselves a life signs detector.
Sheppard: We can name it later.
Stargate Atlantis Season 1: Rising
Ford: *happily* Gateship One, ready to go.
Sheppard: Gateship One? A little puddle jumper like this?!
Ford: It’s a ship. It goes through the Gate: Gateship One.
Sheppard: Oh no, no, no, that’s all wrong.
Ford: Doctor McKay thought it was cool.
Sheppard: Oh, OK. Well, it’s official. You don’t get to name anything! Ever. Flight, this is.. Puddle Jumper! We’re go to launch.
*Control Room*
McKay: Uh, this is Flight - I thought we were going with Gateship?
Sheppard: Negative, Flight.
McKay: Stand by. It’s a ship; it goes through the Gate, I, I … Fine — Puddle Jumper, you are clear for launch.
Stargate Atlantis Season 1: Rising
<3 All three of them together is hilarious.
McKay: No atmospheric readings at all.
…
SHEPPARD: Wait, what was that?
McKAY: Rotate the camera.
…
McKAY: Well, there goes that M.A.L.P.
SHEPPARD: It’s in space!
Stargate Atlantis Season 1: Rising
Captain Obvious. <3 Anyway I’ve always wondered how many M.A.L.P.s Atlantis has lying around. We know they brought one when they came in, but you can’t see any other ones being rolled in or anything… Whatever the Kinos are way cooler. xD //end minirant.
Sheppard: When can you tell me where the Wraith took Colonel Sumner and the others?
McKay: Even with the six symbols Lieutenant Ford provided there are still hundreds of permutations…
Sheppard: Seven hundred and twenty.
McKay: Yes. I knew that of course. I’m just surprised you did.
Stargate Atlantis Season 1: Rising
Sheppard’s all like: 8D deal with it
Weir: He’s just a boy!
Jinto: I am Jinto!
Sheppard: She’s pleased to meet you.
Stargate Atlantis Season 1: Rising
ahahaha Sheppard’s face xD
Sheppard: How much further is this place?
Teyla: Not far.
Stargate Atlantis Season 1: Rising
Suave. If you watch the audio commentary, Joe fell on accident and the director loved it so much they kept it. hahaha.
Jinto: What was that mask you had on?
Sheppard: Helps y’see in the dark. *hands goggles to Jinto* Check it out.
Jinto: Woah!
Wex: Let me see! *grabs goggles* Woah! Can I have it?!
Sheppard: No. *takes goggles back* What’s the mask you’ve got on?
Wex: This? Wraith. *hands mask to Sheppard*
Sheppard: Wraith? What’s that?
Jinto: You don’t know?
Wex: What world do you come from?
Jinto: Can we go there?
Sheppard: ‘Fraid not. I’m from a galaxy far, far away.
Stargate Atlantis Season 1: Rising
Grodin: Look at this. *activates the stargate shield*
Sumner: Just like the Iris on the Earth Gate.
McKay: Using power. Using power. Using power.
Grodin: … *hurriedly turns off shield*
Stargate Atlantis Season 1: Rising
Special shoutout to Sheppard’s face in the second cap. xD
Sheppard: We’re under water!!!
Stargate Atlantis Episode 1: Rising
