
I’m so glad I have followers to see the stupid stuff i make :’) but i swear I’m the only one who finds this shit funny XD
I think I just peed a little. XD
THAT DERP NOT JUST HERPPEN.

Stargate Atlantis, Season 1: Rising
This shot is really awesome until you realize he’s thinking about trying to take down a Wraith pod with a little teeny weeny gun. xD

Stargate Atlantis, Season 1: Rising
What Sheppard doesn’t say, but we all know he’s thinking. xD

Sheppard: How’s the hand feeling?
Queen Wraith: Much better *shows hand*
Sheppard: I’m sorry to hear that.
Stargate Atlantis, Season 1: Rising

Queen Wraith: So little fear… Is it valour? Or ignorance?
Stargate Atlantis Season 1: Rising
The one…. ginger wraith? we see in the entire series. lulz the rest are white-haired. xD
So according to the commentary (Cuz I’m addicted to the commentary) the lady who played the wraith couldn’t speak right because of her teeth, and Robert Patrick spent most of the filming of this scene laughing his ass off at the noises she made. xD

Ford: *grinning* So we got ourselves a life signs detector.
Sheppard: We can name it later.
Stargate Atlantis Season 1: Rising

Ford: *happily* Gateship One, ready to go.
Sheppard: Gateship One? A little puddle jumper like this?!
Ford: It’s a ship. It goes through the Gate: Gateship One.
Sheppard: Oh no, no, no, that’s all wrong.
Ford: Doctor McKay thought it was cool.
Sheppard: Oh, OK. Well, it’s official. You don’t get to name anything! Ever. Flight, this is.. Puddle Jumper! We’re go to launch.
*Control Room*
McKay: Uh, this is Flight - I thought we were going with Gateship?
Sheppard: Negative, Flight.
McKay: Stand by. It’s a ship; it goes through the Gate, I, I … Fine — Puddle Jumper, you are clear for launch.
Stargate Atlantis Season 1: Rising
<3 All three of them together is hilarious.

McKay: No atmospheric readings at all.
…
SHEPPARD: Wait, what was that?
McKAY: Rotate the camera.
…
McKAY: Well, there goes that M.A.L.P.
SHEPPARD: It’s in space!
Stargate Atlantis Season 1: Rising
Captain Obvious. <3 Anyway I’ve always wondered how many M.A.L.P.s Atlantis has lying around. We know they brought one when they came in, but you can’t see any other ones being rolled in or anything… Whatever the Kinos are way cooler. xD //end minirant.

Stargate Atlantis Season 1: Rising
First time I saw the Wraith I cracked up and thought ‘are you serious?’… but in the end I like what was done.


Sheppard: When can you tell me where the Wraith took Colonel Sumner and the others?
McKay: Even with the six symbols Lieutenant Ford provided there are still hundreds of permutations…
Sheppard: Seven hundred and twenty.
McKay: Yes. I knew that of course. I’m just surprised you did.
Stargate Atlantis Season 1: Rising
Sheppard’s all like: 8D deal with it

Weir: He’s just a boy!
Jinto: I am Jinto!
Sheppard: She’s pleased to meet you.
Stargate Atlantis Season 1: Rising
ahahaha Sheppard’s face xD